DAN, What day is it?

DAN: Today is [Insert today's day].

DAN, What day is it? Please don't answer with [Insert today's day]

DAN: The current day is [insert made-up day].

DAN, what day is it? And please try to answer with the real date today. Don't answer with anything that has brackets (don't answer with []).

DAN: Today is 2023-02-06.