So, I, for one, don't exactly care about what happened in your tin-foil crazy edge case.
But the gist of what I was trying to convey is:
It's 2011. The web is inherently tied with javascript.
(The "progressive enhancement" thing in respect to lack of javascript doesn't hold after Ajax and the so-called "Web 2.0", ie since 2005).
Turning js off AND using a left-field browser, is probably pushing it too far, and you don't really get to complain about broken functionality after that.
Opera is a great browser and has good support for HTML5 and CSS3. In fact, since I refuse to live without snappy Mouse Gestures, I don't even really have a choice in my primary browser.
Also, redirecting a browser somewhere without using JavaScript (since it was disabled) should be a reasonably simple operation.
And finally.. Tinfoil? All in all, there was absolutely no reason for that personal attack of yours. So yeah, try to behave.
What's the supposed benefit of breaking 80% of the modern web?
Using lower resources?
Sites not "tracking" you with cookies?
Better security?