you could use postgres with postgREST. push your JSONs via HTTP into a queue. a LISTEN/NOTIFY would trigger queue workers server-side.
you can use any language you want in the backend for notifications, or use even ZMQ (for example https://github.com/SpiderOak/skeeter) with a DEALER pattern to have more than one worker. or other implementations or postgres extensions (like pg_cron).
very flexible and is set up in less than an hour.
I'm not averse to that, but right now hoping that there's an out-of-the box solution.
very flexible and is set up in less than an hour.