My hunch is the author has more experience with tweets than articles - tweets in crypto communities often comprise a single run-on sentence packed with keywords and (counter-cultural) intelligence-signaling.

I wondered, but I'm not sure what the telltale signs would be. In any case, I firmly believe in the human ability to produce unclear writing :)

I also got GPT vibes too, so I checked the first two paragraphs with a couple AI detectors. And yep, it's likely not written by a human.