I really like the idea of making websites very simple, but in this specific case I'm wondering how accessible it is, though. For example, obviously no way to use an alt attribute for the doggo image or the flow chart. Of course you could add a plain text description underneath or above the image, but when the screenreader reaches the image itself, I can only imagine the mess it becomes.
<!doctype markup> would be grate
idea: Ultra Fast loading website for the mission-critical pages like the status page