Big Crypto’s struggles with basic accounting and economics

In the beginning, the Spirit of Satoshi moved across the internet and Satoshi said, "Let there be money" and there was money formed from the electrons. And the money was without form and trustless yet still valuable and rare --- even though anybody and his brother could easily just make their own --- no special powers of creation required.

Anyone can be a billionaire --- all you really have to do is become a preacher of the "faith" and convince others to "believe".