This is literally my dream for the service. A personal GTA radio station. I'm entirely all ears if you have any suggestions on how to pull that off!
> Write a Grand Theft Auto Vice City in-game radio advertisement.
> "Attention all Vice City residents! Are you looking for a new ride to cruise the streets in style? Look no further than auto dealership, "Tommy's Auto Sales"! We've got a wide selection of sleek sports cars, rugged off-road vehicles, and everything in between. Plus, with our no questions asked policy, you won't have to worry about where you got the money to pay for it. And for a limited time only, take advantage of our special offer: steal any car on the lot and bring it to us, we'll give you a substantial discount. So what are you waiting for? Head on down to Tommy's Auto Sales and step up your ride today!"
Chalky the Squirrel!