"I'm definitely less evolved towards the underground movement than mole rat."
is not meaningless. When I say it you know exactly what I mean.
> misunderstanding of evolution that it works towards a greater goal
I never said there's any greater intrinsic goal of evolution (except fitting specific niche). I said you may specify goals for the evolution and evaluate how far it got towards reaching that goal.
For example, we are not sufficiently evolved towards covid immunity however we are somewhat evolved towards black plague immunity when compared to people who lived in times before black plague.