they'll procrastinate on them because they are boring and tedious and will go work a massive project instead because it's fun to them.
they'll finish that massive project in the time everyone is fiddling their thumbs with the stupid back and forth of the meetings and whatnot of those "tasks".
if you are lucky to get one of us, let us run free, we'll make you some really cool shit without any input.
if you stifle us and try to fit us in a box, we won't make shit. we'll eventually get bored, pissed off, and leave.
oh and don't touch our code, it's beautiful, and it's the only way it'll work, trust us! ideas welcome, code not!
we don't like teams. one person, one thought, one architect, one vision, one program.
source: am one, believe me or not idc, i prefer being mythical.