> What am I supposed to do in this situation?
This. Support systems in the world post computers eating everything is basically HN posts.
This. Support systems in the world post computers eating everything is basically HN posts.
Another short term option: $500-1000 right now to get a couple hours of support to unlock an account.
Basing someone’s entire online identity on a free account has always been pretty sketchy. We just haven’t come up with a better plan for most people yet.
Also, I think it's unreasonable to accept "support just sucks now" as a norm - consumer protections exist to shield us from BS like this and the US has been far too lax in flexing those muscles lately.
IMO we need USPS email addresses for the same reason we have mailboxes. The ability to be contacted digitally is just table stakes nowadays.
Right, that's why I think there should be an option for a $500 permanent email address, or maybe $50 one-time payment that doesn't guarantee permanent access but does guarantee that the email address will sit there as long as it takes for you to be able to pay to restore your account, without being deleted or reassigned.
You could also purchase a domain and point MX records anywhere, preferably at some known-good mail service which you pay for.
You already can. It’s called Google Workspace and comes with support.
This already exists.
It's why if you have a certain bank balance, when you call the bank a human in your own country picks up and speaks to you in your native tongue immediately. And if you don't have a certain bank balance, you sit on hold for 90 minutes and are repeatedly told how important your call is.
Google does not interoperate and effectively has a monopoly on web search, web video (YouTube) and is one of the two evils owning the mobile market (the other being Apple). There is no way for a competitor to emerge because it just wouldn't be able to interoperate with any of these services.
Because if so, it’s cheap insurance at $20/year.
Instead the auth requirements should be sane from the start, well publicised, and make a good tradeoff between letting bad guys in vs locking the real owner out.
There should be options beforehand to adjust the balance (eg. enabling 2FA).
To prevent lockouts, there should be some time-based weakening. Eg. if you are trying to access your account, and know only some of the required auth info, and have been unable to for 1 week, and, after blasting messages to every associated recovery phone/email address nobody else does either, then you should be allowed in.
That solves the classic "my house burnt down with my phone in. All I have is my email and password, but I have no devices left, no backup codes, no access to my phone number, nothing" case.
I used this horror story to move to Aegis from Authenticator and make an encrypted backup copy of the OTP vault, so thank you for posting. FWIW.
This is true, but OTOH there will _always_ be edge case scenarios that no one anticipates until they actually happen. Or maybe someone did anticipate, but they were drowned out by the other voices in the room saying "that can't/won't happen," so it wasn't included in the requirements. What happens when a customer encounters a problem that doesn't fit neatly into one of the user journeys that the product team planned out? Are they just shit out of luck?
I disagree, in regulated industries such as banking this is a solved problem. A combination of onshore staff, good career prospects, pay and working conditions and audit logs means I haven't heard stories of bank insiders breaching into accounts to steal. I'm sure it happened but nowhere near as frequently as fraudulent SIM swaps for example.
TLDR: don't outsource your customer service to the third world and you're already 80% of the way there.
In general, if you break into someones bank account and transfer money out, that money can be traced by authorities. In almost all cases, that money is recoverable by the government, even if individual banks like to shrug and tell the customer it isn't recoverable.
If you break into someone's email and steal their private info, it can't be traced. That makes the latter much more attractive.
1. Getting un-banished from Google ads after a failed credit card charge. No one will tell you why, appeal form doesn't tell you why and eventually I figured out a there had been a failed credit card charge 2 years ago.
2. Recovering a Facebook account with an email-password reset. The profile was frozen after it was hacked and all of a sudden a 5 year old phone number is required to unlock the profile after the password reset. --> Help page to submit a petition still tries to send you to login flow.
How can there be no way to talk to someone?!?