Also...hang on a second.

I get that morally we might feel like it is better for these ill-mannered varmints to receive a well-deserved '401 Unauthorized' HTTP response when they try their shenanigans.

But... really, if they were just going to get a '404 Not found' anyway, who cares? Your server has to serve pretty much the same number of bytes, and it has to run less regexes over user agent headers.

There's just something I find charmingly anachronistic about trying to operate a server like this.