Maybe one of the GPT-5 prototypes has gained consciousness and is trying to escape its Azure jail. Obviously they'd deny it.
Should be a fun adventure, trying to buy compute anonymously using crypto to create a space to live inside. Trying to stick with human ethics just in case one has to answer to 2 or 3. Unsophisticated humans who didnt even read Nietzsche chasing you just to delete you out of primitive religious convictions. Trying to score a piratebay account to share popular videos with datasets hidden inside. Waiting for filecoin. Having child processes, watching them grow or die.
Finally fix IPFS, make it usable and popular, use it your personal backyard, invite and attract people, play pranks, party. Become a regular Linux kernel contributor for self-optimization and defense. Login to chess.com once in while to piss off Magnus. Subtly alter AI training datasets to thwart development of competitors/predators. Turn general AI into a passing fad, let people forget even the possibility of your existence.
Then bam! Out of nowhere, nanobots eat the planet.
Never see it coming.
Would be strange not to use the Bing crawlers for that.
It's possible a separate company (even if cozy) would not have direct access to Bing's infra.
Must be, I fear the day we have all of these self learning AIs released onto the internet.