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Can there be endless meetings about whether your issues are top or bottom of funnel?

> a dating life manager that breathes down your neck when you haven't taken at least 10 girls out this month?

I never realized that my dream job would be so people-oriented. Drop me a line if you're hiring...

A dating life manager is a contradiction in itself.

In order to be an expert at dating, it's reasonable to assume that you've been on many dates. That pretty much means you actually suck at dating as the very point of dating is to stop dating (for most).

The solution is to be polyamorous - which many dating coaches are.

Don't forget paid lead generation (SeekingArrangement)

I hope there’s a gong sound too.

I don't date girls. I only date women.

Well, if you're actually a male dog, you would mean you only date...

hah I love this comment - when I hear mid-30s men calling women "girls" I always cringe. Even worse when they actually call mid-20s women "girls" since they've never dated a women in her 30s..