Not sure how easy self-hosting those are, but any paid-for and/or online offering by a third party is useless. This should have been clear long ago, but the LastPass breach should have made it obvious.
Your sarcasm isn't helpful, and serves only to falsely conflate the insecure design and horrible history of LastPass with the best-in-class 1Password. Nothing is ever 100%, but 1Password is closer than anything else I know about, including most one-off systems used by people who don't use password managers.
So it's not IF something goes wrong, it's WHEN something goes wrong. Going around thinking IF something goes wrong is delusional, even if you end up being lucky and right.