I started my career with PHP. Created my own apps, created client websites etc. Full of footguns, but I didn't know any better. Once I learned more languages, I never used PHP again. I actually started to feel like I'd been fooled into using PHP.

Now the small PHP community keeps trying to justify their language choice with articles like these and comments like the ones on this submission. They claim it's a no brainer to use Laravel for new apps, because it has a big ecosystem and good ergonomics, and pretend that this description somehow does not apply to hundreds of other frameworks. They claim that the article A Fractal of Bad Design (which was really cathartic to me when it came out) is out of date, but when I look, all the old footguns are still there, all the problems with the standard library are still there and stdout still writes directly to the browser. The foundations are rotten.

Go ahead and use it, I don't care, but stop trying to convince me to use it.

And now the downvotes begin. PHP devs hate dissent it seems.