You're "bad at tribalism," but describe "BLM & Antifa rioting, looting, and assaulting random people" on the one hand, and "a few yahoos walked around the capital taking selfies for an hour" on the other. The double standard you're astounded by is that the media didn't sufficiently demonize the left and exonerate the right?
No, you're not bad at tribalism, you're just bad at false-flagging. I'll agree you are typical for a HN political poster, though.