I can't help but think this gas stove thing is a distraction being propped up by the government, but I can't figure out what they're trying to distract from
(a) https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-na... et.al.?
(b) any suggestion that the US is neither colour-blind nor all middle-class?
(c) the quaint custom of an electoral college?