Symantec confirms theft of Norton Antivirus source code

"Symantec has no reason to believe at this time that the security and functionality of its products, or any customer information, were compromised..."

Yeah, right. Some hackers managed to steal Symantec's source code, but the company says nothing of importance was compromised. If you believe that I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.

[EDIT: corrected poor grammar.]

"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear. I'll fix it up there, then I'll bring it back here."