So my life consists of bewildering sentences about how raven is old and busted but blue throat will handle this situation, especially if used in concert with agelaius and peregrine, and run on a greyhawk.
TFA is utterly wrong. A few things can perhaps stand the test of time and be worthy of a name, but use cute names sparingly. And, resist the urge to name something at all—it is far better to use umbrella terms inside an organization to avoid mass confusion by those that don’t need to have day-to-day knowledge of your software.