Verse 1: In Bikini Bottom town, where the sea folks gather round There's a squarepants wearin' mobster, they call him SpongeBob He's got a face so yellow, and a smile so broad He'll steal your krabby patty and leave you applaud

Chorus: Cause SpongeBob, he's the boss, ain't no one gonna cross This cuddly little crook, with his cartoon looks He's got a pineapple for a pad, and a pet for a pal But don't let that fool ya, he'll still give you a squish or a squelch

Verse 2: He's got a best friend named Patrick, a starfish of sorts Together they're a pair, of criminal sports They'll rob the Krusty Krab, and run from the law But somehow, they always come out on top, without a flaw