during a cold shower my best idea is "I THINK I'M CLEAN ENOUGH!"
Ever think there could be one spot on your body you've never actively cleaned, it has a unique bacterial signature from that time as a child you sat on a recently crushed meteorite, it's the sole remaining life from an alien World! No, just me then.
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/12/1-458-bac...