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Huh. This page makes it sound like that quote was actually describing Lutherans: https://choralnet.org/archives/592923

Apparently he has attended both Lutheran and Episcopal churches: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garrison_Keillor

Where did you find the Episcopalian version of the quote?

blog copypasta, so it’s hard to source. here’s one example, but i’ve found versions as old as early 2006.

worth noting that lutherans and episcopalians are in full communion now, so the line blurring is somewhat officially sanctioned