Unmasking Meta's Bad News Strategy
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Something many in business don't understand is Friday is the start of the weekend news cycle. If whatever bed news happens is released on Friday, and it is juicy, it will end up kicking around on weekend news shows, Sunday talk shows, Sunday print newspapers (which still matter in some large markets), and as a bonus, will cycle into the next week's news via follow ups. The reason to release on Friday is simple: you have the weekend to communicate with your key managers and do internal damage control (even if that is just keeping the team productive). For some CEOs, you turn off the phone, and go hit the Yacht for the weekend and hide. If you release bad news on Thursday, you'll potentially have less coverage, but have to be very adroit with your internal communication with employees. For CEOs that can't handle bad news, Thursday releases are really bad...
When they release their bad news in the midst of another strong prevailing narrative, all eyes are on the other story, not on meta. There's a fixed capacity for headline news, oped columns and blogs, and hot takes / outrage on social media. If all eyes are focused on FTX or the Queen or the US elections, they might notice Meta's news but they're not going to start the flywheel spinning on it. So even if the same-day readership for their bad news is high, memory of it is low because interest isn't sustained.
* "Meta announced plans to make staffing cuts on September 21st, just days after Queen Elizabeth’s funeral service broadcast across the globe and the associated news cycle."
* "Meta then also announced layoffs on November 9th, in the middle of the U.S. midterm election cycle."
Yeah, shit happens around the world, but saying Meta is somehow trying to hide bad news because they announced some layoffs "days after Queen Elizabeth’s funeral service" is a pretty ridiculous stretch. It's like those jokes about adding up random numbers and then saying "ILLUMINATI" when you've become convinced of your own made up conspiracy theory.
Wouldn't an alternative explanation just be that 'bad things' are done on Thursdays, and news happens the same time the bad things happen?
e.g. if I had to announce a layoff, I might pick a Thursday as it would allow me 3 days to ensure I could get all my team members in one place (e.g. you might want to do it in person if possible), and then I could potentially give affected employees the Friday off to adjust to the news. I would also still have HR in the day after it all happened to help manage any employee queries, and it probably disturbs as little of the week as possible (returning on Monday will feel 'different' but acceptance would kick in).
But 1 result from "Jobmonkey" says "Friday is the least conspicuous day to fire someone. It also allows the weekend for things to settle down and provides a few days so that everyone can gain some perspective. If you worry about an angry employee who might cause problems, this might be ideal."
Best day from the employer and employee perspectives are different.
It's how I'd like to analyze marketing data when a strict control vs live is not possible.
> * Zuckerberg told employees they’ll be turning up the heat on performance reviews and slowing hiring on July 1st, right before the 4th of July holiday weekend.
> * Meta announced plans to make staffing cuts on September 21st, just days after Queen Elizabeth’s funeral service broadcast across the globe and the associated news cycle.
This is numerology. Just dumb. Wow, announcements on the 1st of a month? Must be a master plan. Days after the queen's funeral (not even days after her death)? This is grasping at straws.
What are you hiding?