If you've ever been there — which, if you have the chance, you should, it's great — then you would.
(So my answer is yes.)
(So my answer is yes.)
But the most important thing is, the enforcement of the rules behind the scenario in the voicemail is unflinchingly real. And given how much that clashes with the over-entitled brat crowd, I have little doubt that there have been voicemails like this left on the Alamo machines.