> That's funny, I just googled it now and it does seem to have support for them, at least a page that says so

That documentation page says that you can use serverless functions with Hasura, which is true. Hasura custom events call a web-hook, which can be and often is implemented with a serverless function, thought it need not be.

> I also don't mean that Hasura should have serverless functions itself, like AWS Lambda

Thank you for clarifying.

> your comments themselves for 3 and 4 are copy pasted in content

No. I typed out comments 3 and 4 independently "long hand." No copy/paste was involved, save for copying the URLs over.

As for the rest...let's just score that as "a difference of opinion" and call it a day, shall we?