I Believe in Free Speech, So Long as I Get to Change What Free Speech Means
mcsweeneys.net
mcsweeneys.net
This isn't it. It's just too on-the-nose. It's not much better than the Babylon Bee.
It's hard to be properly satirical when the reality is so absurd. The Onion didn't really do all that much better: "Elon Musk Hides In Dark Twitter Office As Landlord Bangs On Door Demanding Rent"
https://www.theonion.com/elon-musk-hides-in-dark-twitter-off...
Here's McSweeney's doing a bit better, if a bit niche:
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/eight-nights-of-asmr-tri...
I assume Eli had a similar set of posts for all the conservative voices silenced by Twitter bans over the years?