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technically, they are still "set for life" assuming that they are in the house when it floods with lava.

Remember: Build a man a fire and you keep him warm for one night; light a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

They'll just have to remember that losing is fun

Stories have shown them living above ground, hopefully now they can afford a properly dwarfy fort down in a stone layer.

I'm sure they'll be able to afford volcano insurance. I bet they could even find someone who's willing to insure their homes against Elf invasions.

That's a thing, in Washington.

Where does Washington get elves from?

Canada

They came from across the veil to join him in his fight against the English. Obviously.

Mostly Skamania county.

This. Or one of them gets caught in the rain while fishing and decides to murder teh other one.

It was inevitable

Or if their cats start getting sick from alcohol in the blood on the floor?

it will be cheaper to power the forge