> And they're a bog-standard human. Very buggy, get all kinds of tired and sleepy and drunk and high. I don't have the patience to be terrorized with some dumb ass permission lists when I want to access something.
None of those things are an excuse. The dialog is there as a gateway to protect your data and GitHub's platform from the third party. If you're not going to review a clear dialog describing the permissions, then there is nothing that GitHub can do, other than decide that you cannot be trusted with this responsibility.
Also, drunk and high? You chose to be in those states. If you can't make the decision correctly in whatever state you currently are, then shouldn't be making decisions in that state. Take some responsibility for yourself.