Tell HN: The Twelve Days of Compu-Christmas
I wrote this a few years ago. Perhaps HN readers will enjoy it.
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A water-cooled tower PC.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two graphics cards
In a water-cooled tower PC.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three burner drives
Two graphics cards
In a water-cooled tower PC.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four flat panels
Three burner drives
Two graphics cards
In a water-cooled tower PC.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five operating systems!!!
Four flat panels
Three burner drives
Two graphics cards
In a water-cooled tower PC.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six speakers blaring
Five operating systems!!!
Four flat panels
Three burner drives
Two graphics cards
In a water-cooled tower PC.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven drives a-seeking
Six speakers blaring
Five operating systems!!!
Four flat panels
Three burner drives
Two graphics cards
In a water-cooled tower PC.
On the eigth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight cores a-folding
Seven drives a-seeking
Six speakers blaring
Five operating systems!!!
Four flat panels
Three burner drives
Two graphics cards
In a water-cooled tower PC.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine fans a-whirring
Eight cores a-folding
Seven drives a-seeking
Six speakers blaring
Five operating systems!!!
Four flat panels
Three burner drives
Two graphics cards
In a water-cooled tower PC.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten ports a-talking
Nine fans a-whirring
Eight cores a-folding
Seven drives a-seeking
Six speakers blaring
Five operating systems!!!
Four flat panels
Three burner drives
Two graphics cards
In a water-cooled tower PC.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven hundred watts
Ten ports a-talking
Nine fans a-whirring
Eight cores a-folding
Seven drives a-seeking
Six speakers blaring
Five operating systems!!!
Four flat panels
Three burner drives
Two graphics cards
In a water-cooled tower PC.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve gigs of DRAM
Eleven hundred watts
Ten ports a-talking
Nine fans a-whirring
Eight cores a-folding
Seven drives a-seeking
Six speakers blaring
Five operating systems!!!
Four flat panels
Three burner drives
Two graphics cards
IN ONE FRIGGING MOTHER OF A PC!!!!!
Whatever your persuasion, I hope you're having a great holiday!!!
(EDIT: formatting)