It seems everyone is just too trigger happy to try to report success with the GoDaddy boycott.

The reality is that everyone need to be patient to get any real numbers. The domain registration transfer process is not immediate, it typically takes 3-5 days to complete, so it's improbable to actually know that exact number (unless you work at goDaddy and are pulling raw transfer request data). The real numbers on the success or failure of the boycott campaign will be seen in the upcoming weeks.