FriendDA -- Slightly more than a hearty handshake

I like the don't be a douche clause. If only more laws were that clear-cut.

I'd like to see someone go to court with this and set a precedent for a legal definition of "douche".

"I sentence you to five years in Federal, Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Prison for being a Douche. You... are a very bad man..."

Downmodded; joking about prison rape, or any kind of rape, is beneath the dignity of this forum.

Downmodded for not getting the Office Space joke?

Ok, fine... can I downmod the line in the movie instead of your comment?

Upmodded for perfectly fitting an Office Space reference in to a conversation.

this is excellent. 'curse you under my breath' will henceforth be in every contract i write. they're pretty simple to begin with, but that's choice.

i'd correct the first paragraph (emphasis for clarity):

'... entered into _today_ and between _you_ (hereinafter "The Advisor") and _I_ (hereinafter "The Keeper of the Idea" ...'

then keep it around, laminated, to show folks.

I am planning to get Print-outs now. Now all my not-so-creative friends can't steal my creative ideas. ;)

What I want to know is what a VC would say if presented with this prior to receiving a business plan.