> When are we going to stop replacing battle-tested components of our important computers with new and broken systemd functionality?

We aren't. Our time's up. The new generation is on now, and we didn't teach them hardly anything we learned because we were so invested in making fun of them for enjoying ubuntu.

Best way we can move past it is to take the next curmudgeonly step and move to OpenBSD and Plan9, as they're the only things sufficiently dense and opaque to be as yet out of reach of the current generation.