Don't have an offer but I'd suggest Shropshire or Norfolk or mid-wales. All have good rural areas. Can't offer space myself but airbnb?
My first morning in Paris I was awoken to someone asking me to “hand them their thong” and finding out they meant a sandal not underwear when they got a bit peeved I replied “gonna have to at least take me to breakfast I don’t know where you’ve been.”
Once it became clear I wasn’t being stupid on purpose we had a laugh but dear lord… allegedly the same language but so much room for misinterpretation ;-)
Anyways TLDR: look into hostels or small hotels lest you lose your money and sleep outside lol