'Pregnant' smuggler caught after 200 CPUs are found in her prosthetic belly

Headlines on HN are getting steadily more cyberpunk and I'm here for it.

The neuralink headlines are really screwing with me. Feels cartoonishly bad. If it weren't real life I'd call it heavy handed and silly.

The only thing cyberpunk novels got wrong was using paper readouts and floppy disquettes/cartridges.

What a shame. Inserting a floppy disk or tape into a drive is way cooler than downloading the file from dropbox.

Wow, this is like the Cowboy Bebop pilot episode.