It says curl isn't installed, so I apt install it.
It outputs as though its installing it, and then continues outputting as if it is installed. Pretty freaking impressive!
edit: hahaha, if I ask it to retrieve a non-existence page, it "succeeds" and then interprets what that page might look like and be for based on the name, and writes the HTML for it. Absolutely incredible.
edit2: okay just having fun with curl here. If you curl -v https://api.hackernews.com/auth/getUserToken
it realizes that api. implies an API, and "responds" with a JSON. Absolutely incredible.
edit3: really trying to get it to be a web browser for me. elinks is "installed", but it doesn't seem to want to take the URL.
edit4: ahahahaha. It knows our pain. IT KNOWS:
>python3 sayHi.py
>Traceback (most recent call last):
> File "sayHi.py", line 1, in <module>
> print("Hi")
>NameError: name 'print' is not defined