piping curl to bash is a heresy, an abomination that cannot be tolerated. it is an affront to my intellect and sensibility. it is an ethical turpitude and degeneracy that cannot be understated in its depravity.

It reduces the user to nothing more than an endured, pseudotrutworthy ball of lard in the developers formal equation of installation. As it is an installation however it beseeches the administrator, the root, the owner and the light of this system that it may achieve its purpose and in doing so is a blasphemy. it supplants my GNUlike will and in its stead enforces the hopes and dreams of nothing more than a transient, a visitor.

For the last time: The ground your code touches is holy and hallowed. the rites of Posix and the decree of the Unix philosophy at the sides of the throne you approach alone implores you not to speak unless spoken to, unless absolutely in the favor of the god of this land. To sudo curl|/bin/bash is to commit an unspeakable treason in the divine presence, a sin unforgiveable before the light of the PTY and the TTY. To take the sudo sword of the emperor alone and wield it as you see fit is damnable contempt indeed.