My favorite thing in this article is the link to the Amicus Curiae brief that The Onion filed with the Supreme Court:

https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/22/22-293/242596/2022... [PDF]

The brief begins:

> The Onion is the world’s leading news publication, offering highly acclaimed, universally revered coverage of breaking national, international, and local news events. Rising from its humble beginnings as a print newspaper in 1756, The Onion now enjoys a daily readership of 4.3 trillion and has grown into the single most powerful and influential organization in human history.