Has this happened to you? You're logged into a remote server and trying to read a config file or log file. The problem is its in a minified JSON format and looks like a solid wall of noise when you try to use `less`. You reach for your go-to JSON swiss army knife `jq` but it's not installed! You don't have root access to install it via `apt-get` so you need a script you can run locally. Just copy the `jqjq` and `jqjq.jq` files to your local directory, and now you can access the full power of jq just by running `./jqjq`. Problem solved! And the best part is that the only dependency is `jq`, which should be installed pretty much everywhere.