I recon only a legend such as Geohot him self could achieve such a complex task, bravo!
My modern art ambitions are blocked by myself and not external parties.
So you couldn't have done it
This makes zero sense. Changing a screen in a page is not a technical challenge. It is a Product Management call. Things are the way they are because the product owner sat with one or more UX designer and determined that that's exactly how they want the screen to be and to stay like that for all users. The only input developers have is to get the product vision to become a reality, and bolt a bunch of tests.