Cannot tell if this is satire. Your precision pointing device has an alternative clicking mode, commonly referred to as right click. Have you discovered that yet?
I'm sorry to have offended you. I've been a user for under a year compared to you for eleven, so perhaps I haven't discovered all the features of this website that you have. In particular, I never thought to wonder about the text box at the bottom of the page. I always glossed over it while scrolling to the bottom on mobile. I figured this feature might be non-obvious to other users as well, which is why I posted it.