The article didn't answer the one question I had. Which is more indicative of a healthier gut biome - a floater or a sinker?
No. As a cited article concludes: "Thus, stools float because of an increased content of gas or water (or both); the floating stool should not be considered a sign of [excess fat in feces]." [1].
[1] https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM197205042861804
> Prior to the 1970s, scientists believed that fecal matter either sank or floated depending on the amount of fat it contained. Experiments showed that not to be the case.