On the other hand, this is clearly gesturing at something real. Computers and network connections are so much faster than they used to be, and yet webpages feel like they load just as slowly as they did in the dial-up days. Oh but we have so much better ad-tech and telemetry now! Because that's what I go on the internet for, the ads. Sure you gotta pay the bills, but how much of those bills are just for maintaining the advertising bloat versus the actual content?
Well it's not like things were any better in the past. They were just a different kind of crummy.