My solution: uBlock Origin icon → gears icon → My Filters tab, then add:

  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^apnews\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^bbc\.co(m|\.uk)$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^bloomberg\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^businessinsider\.(com|in)$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^cbc\.ca$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^cbsnews\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^cnn\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^cnbc\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^commonsense\.news$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^dw\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^economist\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^forbes\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^foreignpolicy\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^fortune\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^ft\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^globalnews\.ca$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^independent\.co\.uk$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^latimes\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^nautil\.us$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^nbcnews\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^newsweek\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^nikkei\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^noahpinion\.substack\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^npr\.org$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^newyorker\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^nymag\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^nypost\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^nytimes\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^platformer\.news$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^politico\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^politicopro\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^propublica\.org$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^restofworld\.org$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^reuters\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^telegraph\.co.uk$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^theatlantic\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^theconversation\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^theguardian\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^themarkup\.org$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^unherd\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^vice\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^vox\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^washingtonpost\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^wsj\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^yahoo\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.sitestr:has-text(/^youtube\.com$/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.titleline > a:has-text(/\bBankman\b/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.titleline > a:has-text(/\bBiden\b/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.titleline > a:has-text(/\bBig Tech\b/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.titleline > a:has-text(/\bclimate\b/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.titleline > a:has-text(/\bcovid\b/i):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.titleline > a:has-text(/\bElon\b/i):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.titleline > a:has-text(/\bfar[ -]right\b/i):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.titleline > a:has-text(/\bFTX\b/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.titleline > a:has-text(/\b(microplastics|PFAS|forever chemicals)\b/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.titleline > a:has-text(/\bMusk\b/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.titleline > a:has-text(/\bSBF\b/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.titleline > a:has-text(/\bTesla\b/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.titleline > a:has-text(/\bTwitter\b/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.titleline > a:has-text(/\bUkrain(e|ian)\b/):upward(tr)
  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/(news)?(\?.*)?$/) tr.athing span.titleline > a:has-text(/\bunions?\b/):upward(tr)

...and if my comments really piss you off, try:

  news.ycombinator.com##:matches-path(/^/item\?id=/) tr a.hnuser:has-text(/^dpifke$/):upward(tr)