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> yeeted ticker symbols

presented prices for worthless securities

> to bag holders

to now-defrauded clients of the FTX website

> fancy darkmode graphic design

a slick, sort of professional looking website

> and a screwball haircut

and a screwball haircut

Thank you, translator of slang.

As a bag holder, I often find myself attracted to dark mode websites, where I make my purchase decision based on how I feel about the CEO's haircut.

FTX gave out fancy worthless digital garbage in exchange for real cash from "investors"