I remember getting those once a couple of months ago. It was so indescribably disappointing. I had never heard of FTX before that because I don't care about crypto-BS, but I feel like everything happening to FTX lately is a suitable punishment for inflicting those on the world and so I'm just sitting here with the metaphorical popcorn.

I really disliked those. I had this fun routine where I would let my dogs pick a fortune cookie and then read the fortune to him or her before giving the cookie to the dog as a treat. One time Sky got, "you will live a long life and eat many cookies." I about cried.

These, blegh took all the fun out of it and I just stopped getting Chinese take-out.