Howdy HN, as some of you may know from previous comments of mine, I’m always on the hunt for swag from dead companies (Lehman Brothers letterhead, Theranos shirts, Clinkle phone case, Enron desk art, et al). The more fraudulent the collapse, the more interested I am.

I’d love to get ahead of the ball on this one so if anyone here has any, and I mean any, FTX swag you somehow have picked up over the years, I’m a very motivated buyer. I’d also do unspeakable things for swag from any one of the subsidiaries on that absolutely ludicrous flow chart I’ve seen floating around.

I’m serious.

And whatever you do, don’t sell it to /u/filmgirlcw, she is also a collector of deadco swag, and thus my competition here.