marquee -- make almost really quite unilaterally everything elevate
Make A Really Quite Unreadable Eyesore, Eh?
Especially if it's h1 fushcia and red text on a yellow background blinking with bold, italic, and underline. Something like "1995-12-10 Please read my website completely before emailing me directly: bob941 (at) compuserve.com . . . . . "
Move Around, Rambling Quaintly Until Eventual Exit