Kurt Vonnegut at 100
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Not sure where the author sourced this contempt. The google image search yielded only pictures of the book, but even if it had given the magnets, so what? It's a lovely little anecdote from a great character considering a baptism speech. The full text goes:
“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”
Words to live by.
"The impetus to create Kilgore Trout as a character, Vonnegut suggested in a 1979 NYPR interview, was the convenience it offered to turn science-fiction plots into humorous parables. "Kilgore Trout was more or less invented by a friend of mine, Knox Burger, who was my editor in the early days. He did not suggest that I do this, but he said, 'You know, the problem with science-fiction? It’s much more fun to hear someone tell the story of the book than to read the story itself.' And it’s true: If you paraphrase a science-fiction story, it comes out as a very elegant joke, and it’s over in a minute or so. It’s a tedious business to read all the surrounding material. So I started summarizing [them], and I suppose I’ve now summarized 50 novels I will never have to write, and spared people the reading of them."
He was formative. In our school's ostensible computer programming class in the 1980s, our great teacher not only taught us Pascal (UCSD p-System on the Apple IIe), but also computer history (e.g., Charles Babbage, Ada Lovelace), and most memorably... reading and group discussion of Vonnegut's "Player Piano". This influence has caused me no end of trouble.
[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FslqWztRS8M
[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Vonnegut#World_War_II
He (and maybe Mark Twain) have this ability to write sentences that burrow deep in your head and stay there forever.
A sample: "Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
"The mere thought," growled Mr Prosser, "hadn't even begun to speculate," he continued, settling himself back, "about the merest possibility of crossing my mind."
Stoned and bored, I picked one off the shelf at random (Mother Night). I'm not sure how I missed Vonnegut's name on the cover, but I mistook it for one of his legitimate history books and read it cover-to-cover in one sitting. Woah, we definitely never learned about this in school!
Also, there are a lot of chapters. Every single chapter break is there to let a punchline sink in. It’s a literary pause for laughter.
His stuff is full of this type of humor, with notes of whatever decades of covering Florida Man stories for a Miami newspaper does to a man.
Seeing Vonnegut use chapter breaks for all sorts of purposes — dramatic, comic timing, scene breaks, suspense, etc — really encouraged me to use shorter chapters in some of my own writing, along with some of the techniques. Just like metadata is data, chapter breaks, line breaks, and white space are text. Of course the more you use it for tricks, the more you see the fourth wall, which might not match your tone — like all techniques there’s always a trade-off. More tonally serious works that use short chapters tend to avoid chapter titles, for instance.
Any chance you’ve read any Paul Beatty? His book “The Sellout” shot to the top of my list of funniest books as well, in the same realm as the above when it comes to absurdist comedy.
I’d say it’s funny in a more down to earth way than Cat’s Cradle. But I do enjoy Vonnegut’s sardonic sense of humor.
Confederacy of Dunces, on the other hand, is timeless.
As stated in the article, there is something unique about how Vonnegut can capture vast ideas and distill them into his character’s expository. For example, here is my favorite quote from Cat’s Cradle:
> Do you know the story about father on the day they first tested a bomb out in Alamogordo? After the thing went off, after it was a sure thing that America could wipe out a city with just one bomb, a scientist turned to Father and said ‘Science has now known sin.’ And do you know what Father said? He said ‘What is sin?’
I have a funny little side project languishing right now - it's a collection of the 5 short stories he wrote about a character named George Helmholtz, who is a high school band teacher. The character reminds me of my dad, who might be the best man on the planet. He was a teacher and dealt with his students in much the same way as Helmholtz - with humor, love, and empathy.
Vonnegut had this rare ability to be funny without being mean and cynical (he was cynical at times, but not mean). His work is so essentially human.
I couldn't find a good link, but if you'd like to get a sense of Mr. Helmholtz, my favorite story is probably "A Song For Selma," which was collected in "Look at the Birdie". It is both hilarious and beautiful in a way that very few authors can pull off.
by the author of *The Brothers Vonnegut*.
[1]. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kurt-vonnegut-board-game_n_21...
[2]. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21596537
[3]. https://boardgamegeek.com/thread/883385/kurt-vonneguts-board...
Edit to provide this update: One Geoff Engelstein managed to get access to Vonnegut's papers and the game rules, but was unsuccessful in getting the game published [4]. Per Barnes & Noble who turned him down, “Not enough people know who Kurt Vonnegut is” .
[4]. https://www.getrevue.co/profile/gengelstein/issues/gametek-t...
I'm going to assume that was an intentional misspelling to prove the point.