I dont think Mastodon will gain mainstream adoption because of the naming, and they call messages "Toots". Normal people will baulk at the branding of it all.
Toot is as much a basic word as tweet, I think you are just reflecting your own bias towards words from products you already know.
I'm pretty confident that you can ask someone for a pad for writing, without thinking at all about hygiene products, but you can't even hear the toot of a horn without thinking of a fart.
masto- : a combining form meaning “breast,” used in the formation of compound words: mastopathy.
It sounds like the sister site of Phallodon.
-Don