I wonder if there could be a stand in beverage for crap like this. With the right color and frothy bubbles. Idk sparkling apple juice?
Sometime in my 30s I found that alcohol (even just a couple of beers) can make me feel really fatigued the next day, so I drink it quite rarely these days.
It's okay, not great. I'd rather drink tonic with an lot of bitters tbh.
Or you could drink Liquid Death, legit really good water and a meme.